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双语君约 4 分钟近日，浙江工商大学校长王永贵在开学典礼上的“脱口秀”，因“爆梗不断”出圈。
At this year's opening ceremony, Zhejiang Gongshang University (ZJSU) President Wang Yonggui delivered a speech that quickly went viral online for its lively and humorous style.
Wang emphasized that students should spend less time scrolling through social media platforms like RedNote, as it is a major time drain.
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Wang also highlighted online tips from a RedNote user claiming to be a senior student, who warned that important ZJSU announcements are often hidden in "secret corners" like the academic system, class groups, and college websites.
She also cautioned freshmen about common scams — fake fees, fraudulent part-time jobs, and predatory campus loans — and advised verifying money requests with advisors and contacting campus security if anything seems suspicious.
Wang urged university administrators to browse RedNote, listen to students, and make real-time improvements, rather than just paying lip service to being “student-centered”.
The principal's "waterproof" theory has gained plenty of online likes: university life is not just a new start, but also new responsibilities, tasks, habits, and methods. The "Anti-Pitfall Guide" for ZJSU, emphasizing the "Five Defenses" against fire, theft, fraud, water, and slacking off. Here, "water" (水, shuǐ) is Chinese slang for something easy, superficial, or low-quality.
Students should watch out for "water courses" (easy or inflated classes), "water scores" (inflated grades), "water instructors" (incompetent teachers), and also have the courage to reject laziness and the "water-born" attitude of slacking off.
Wang further inspired students by sharing the story of Huang Ying, a visually impaired doctoral student, highlighting her perseverance and achievements.
He concluded with a motivational message: "Only those who dare to climb can reach the summit and gather the rarest herbs; only those who brave the waves can dive deep to find hidden treasures."
"Your university journey is just beginning, full of possibilities. May you gain not only joy and knowledge here, but also the excitement of every attempt, every breakthrough, and every moment of growth that makes youth truly shine," Wang said.
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